Ever feel tired of having to get up and hit your TV every time the picture goes funny?
Sick to death of missing 5 seconds of your favourite programs?
Want to save your fists for something useful, like bludgeoning the neighbour's badger?

You need the TVSlapmotron!!

The TVSlapmotron is easy to assemble, and equally simple to attach to your TV.
At the mere flicker of the picture on your TV the TVSlapmotron delivers a hard blow to it, and you can continue to watch as normal!

Not only does it save you money in buying new TVs and trips to the hospital, it is also remote controlled!
Just press a button and the TVSlapmotron will slap your TV, whether your TV's being a bastard or not!

So, stop assaulting your TV and let TVSlapmotron do it for you!

Warning: TVSlapmotron was not designed to slap humans.